Is Water a threat to global security? A: No, but Ice IS
World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
People who drink suntan lotion aka suicide balmers.
Furniture repo men have a come for table existence.
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
Air-traffic controllers are plane spoken.
They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
When the glacier was asked for an opinion on global warming, it replied “I dunno, I’ve never really thawed about it.”