I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.