World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
Political correctness is so out of hand that anyone merely carrying a watch can be branded a Nazi— you know, for wearing a Swatch-ticker.