I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Month: September 2019
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s too much pickled cabbage in my fridge! A bit of an overkrauting problem.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Shamans are always embarrassing themselves.
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