Who leaves me speechless?
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Loading...Month: March 2021
You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I’m sick of puns about the desert – they’re so overdune.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...People who believe in ghosts are very ghoulable.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
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