My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
Month: March 2022
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
Holmes and Watson went to a vegan restaurant that served only tree dishes. Watson asked Holmes how he would order. Sherlock replied “Elm entree, my dear.”
Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.
I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.