Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
Year: 2026
If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.
Where do you buy sarcastic pots?
At a snide wok sale!
I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.


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