Does volunteer work give you a heart attack? Maybe you need an NGOplasty.
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The future of farming? Pig Data.
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.
Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.