I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.