I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I always get drunk on my birth daze.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Drinking Metamucil really gets the potty started.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Italian phone company didn’t worry when invoices to the capital weren’t sent out all at once – because Rome wasn’t billed in a day.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
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