I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Who was the first man to redirect water? Adam
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Little people… knee high say more?
(10 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
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