In Russia, militant fans of punk music walk around with Clashnikovs. Their enemies fight back with Sex Pistols. At the end of the battle there are loud Ramones of pain. And blood is Ozzying from everywhere.
Pun of the Day
I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
The museum is unveiling a mural of the great Stooge’s most famous quotations. Make sure to visit this fantastic Moe-say-ic.
Lobster is Chinese food: you know, chow Maine.
If I don’t get my friends on the phone, it would be a call amity.
The bun rises in the yeast.
GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.
I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
How do educators in Japan determine whether a child is intellectually gifted?
By looking at her hai ku scores!
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.


