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07/14/2023

Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.

(15 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

07/14/2023

If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/14/2023

If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.

(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

07/13/2023

Afghanistan may not have the Internet, but they are kings of Khyber space.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

07/12/2023

When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/12/2023

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/12/2023

There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/11/2023

It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

07/11/2023

Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?

Because – it’s polly unflatulated!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)