We should colonize Mars with ghosts. They are expert at terror forming.
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(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I always find certain Japanese speaker systems need to be screwed into the wall. So does that mean I’m guilty of reinforcing stereo types?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Why did the pregnant woman spit up her baby?
Because she was expectoring a child!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...God is Amenable to prayer.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.
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