I’m inspired by Spring weather. It can be quite thaw-provoking.
Pun of the Day
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
After defecting from my prestigious job in Pyongyang, my Korea went south.
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
There’s just something about this month we’re in. It fill me with a gusto.
Puns about exploding cows? Absolutely tear a bull.
After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances
Donating blood is A-positive thing.
During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.

