Pun of the Day
I’ll shuffle my Excel spreadsheet data only as a last re-sort.
Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
Breaking (Wind) News!
Check out Pat’s performance at the 2009 O. Henry Pun-Off:
The nightclubbing lifestyle is so incredible, it involves a suspension of disco ball ief.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Mathew: name for a logical woodcarver.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Did Native Americans read the canoes-paper to find stuff out?


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