Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
Pun of the Day
Someone lent me a tampon. I said ‘Thanks!’ She said ‘Don’t mense on it.‘
Don’t get engaged on St. Patrick’s day. You may get a shamrock.
I don’t know what snake bit me. It acted with venonymity.
Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
Do pirates get their Jollies by Rogering?
Cervantes was a great speechmaker, but his greatest of all was Don Keynote.
The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.


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