Going to jail isĀ quite the bar gain.
Pun of the Day
The future of farming? Pig Data.
Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?
What do you call a beer taster in Ireland?
A Guinness Pig.
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down?
Because, Pharoah said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
Any species extinction is a genuscide.
Want an inexpensive pet? Birds are cheeper.


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