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09/07/2022

Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

09/07/2022

Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?

(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

09/06/2022

Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

09/05/2022

I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

09/04/2022

I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

09/03/2022

Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.

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09/02/2022

Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

09/01/2022

I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/31/2022

NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)