Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Asian cannibals eat a lot of raw-men noodles?
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
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(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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