Who always wears a strap-on? Don Johnson.
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The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Darth Vader threw a root vegetable at his son’s car. He said ‘Luke, I yam your four-door!’
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert?
J-lo.
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