When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
Pun of the Day
The best behaved dogs have a certain pet-agree.
When the police arrested the furniture repairman, he claimed to be upholstering the law.
Do overprivileged children go online for their social networthing?
When it came to basketball, Abdul-Jabbar was the Kareem of the crop.
NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
I quit the mafia to become a housekeeper. Now I’m a maid man.
Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
I finally drank some unusual alcohol. I lost my weird ginnity.


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