When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
Pun of the Day
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
I just found out that my mother’s sister has been forced to work in a graveyard and I’m in diggin’ aunt about it.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
Most Italians live outside the capital. Romelessness is a huge problem.
I bought a castle and threw a housewarming party. I was the host with the moats!
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
You need help moving? We’ll help. Just haul ‘er!


