If Nostradamus was a superhero, would he have had a psychic?
Pun of the Day
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.
Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
Most comedians live improverty.
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
Baby Boomers hate denim, because they’re afraid of a jean.
Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
What vegetable makes birds fart?
A sparrow gas.


