They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
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