The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Where can you buy a mountain goat? Use Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
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