In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
Pun of the Day
By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.
Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
Do most women wanna get pregnant?
Ovulously.

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