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03/01/2019

The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/28/2019

Do optometrists clean their teeth?

Yes, it’s “eye flaws daily.”

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02/27/2019

Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.

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02/25/2019

My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/19/2019

I can put up with anybody. I’m a flaw-suffer king.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

02/16/2019

Why do children love hotel rooms?

Because they have a fondness for suites!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

02/16/2019

Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.

(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

02/15/2019

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/14/2019

Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)