A haircut is good. It relieves tress.
Pun of the Day
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Being asked to predict the future is tough. You’re in a a bit of a know-when situation.
When I realized I couldn’t speak Spanish it was hablo to my ego.
Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
A canal encircling a castle is a rather strange moat of transportation.
Invest in cod liver-processing technology! You don’t want miss out on the art-of-fish-oil intelligence boom.
Are there Nazis among us? Be on heil alert.

