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03/31/2014

I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

02/08/2014

Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

01/13/2014

Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.

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01/11/2014

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/19/2013

If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.

(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

09/19/2013

You get pimples during puberty. That’s what happens during a gross spurt.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/07/2013

For a career in international diplomacy, you should get a job in a milkshake parlour. Then you’ll be well acquainted with whirled litres.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/01/2013

I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

08/28/2013

Atrophy: the only prize for laziness.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

08/12/2013

I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)