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08/05/2013

I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.

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07/20/2013

When the pope does a cannonball, it’s pond-effects maximus!

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/15/2013

Calling someone average is mean, which is sadistically significant. It may seem alpha and games but if they are not normal, and have a fat tail, your attempts to beta them will exceed standard critical values. So be a nice Chi.

(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

05/28/2013

Metallica wrote an album full of diet tips on wedding weight loss. Aka Bride, the Lightening.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

05/25/2013

Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.

(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

05/17/2013

The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

05/04/2013

The former Wimbledon star only spoke of life in the past tennis.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/16/2013

Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

03/28/2013

There’s a tavern where people write poems on blackboards, aka the Chalk-lit Bar.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/14/2013

It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.

(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)