After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...They released The Necklace in Bollywood. It was a Hindi pendant film.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?
Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)
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