Facebook poll about connecting with old acquaintances, aka a refriend em.
Pun of the Day
Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”
You should not impersonate The Who. Thou shalt not commit a Daltrey.
The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
When Bruce returned to Gotham City, crime began to Wayne.
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. “Ate dudes, Bruté?”
In France do they like rabbit puns?
Yes, they’re lapin it up!
Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.


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