So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!


