Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
(7 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”
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