Which teeth can cut both ways? Bi cuspids.
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
What’s an incestuous person’s favourite video game? Marry Yo’ Brothers
Which telecom company has explosively high speed Internet access?
A T’n’T
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
The razor factory is facing cuts. Everybody might get blade off.
The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
Eating edamame is easy. You will surely suck seed.


