Longbow puns are a bit far fletched.
What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
Internet comments leave me feeling alienated. It’s so Captcha-esque.
The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.
Visual artists are easelly inspired.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!


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