I said to an Evangelical friend with a leaky roof, “I have a problem with Je-hoval’s wetnesses!’
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The government built a cattle barn for the poor. It was afford a bull housing.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My boss is turned on by fish. One day he made a bass at me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Ammosaurus always shoots first and asks questions later.
Nodosaurus never had money.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I didn’t wear deodorant in the Finnish capital and now I smell stinki.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
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