Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
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He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wind farmers look forward to which month? A gust.
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