I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
I must write a new blog entry, post haste!
Ketchup sales are lagging far behind, after it was found that musturd is also a laxative.
To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
Feeding beef to a dog is in corgi a bull behaviour.
Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.
I tried to make a living selling shoe inserts to little people. It was an un midget gaited disaster.
I recently stepped on some gum. It has led to a lot of sole-searching.