Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
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