All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
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Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading... (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
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