No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
Bad architecture in Louisiana? Any skyscraper there is either new or leans.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
Hear about the Irish proctologist? Colin O’Scopy.
Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?

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