A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
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Gas them with argon.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...As a serial divorcé, Donald Trump truly represents the marry again people.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If I said ‘No more Monica Lewinsky jokes, please!’ would you detect a hint of cigargasm?
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Laid off construction workers can be found on the street gravelling for change.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
Mumbai.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Before Hitler got heavily into genocide, he hosted a gameshow: Blind Hate.
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