NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.

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When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.

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Trump chose a leaky bottle of vinegar for his cabinet. The press wrote ,”Meet the new Secretory Acetate“.

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