Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
I got drunk at a bar one night during a recent trip to Germany. When I woke up I was in Hanover.
Spilling Elizabeth’s beverage is a threat to British sovereign tea.
One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.

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