Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...By providing infrastructure to future generations, sidewalk installers are all about paving it floorward.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I angered my butcher. It only made things worse when I told him “don’t halve a cow.”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Climbing Mt. Everrest will make you lazy.
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