Sodomy puns are sexual in ur endo.
They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
Why did the farmer build his waterwheel in the shade?
He figured he could make a cool mill.
You should take up origami. The reasons are many-fold.
The inventors of the silicone breast implant are long since retired. But I just want to say tanks for the mammaries.
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle
I get turned on by large appliances. But my wife is fridged.
I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.
To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.