Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
Super man.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Waiting to get on a plane makes me boarder line crazy.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How can you tell if a little person is blind?
He’s low in the dark.
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