Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...For centuries, the only way to get a chiseled rear end, was to become ass tone mason.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Archaeologists say they’ve discovered the toilet used by Jesus. Which is a loo de Christ claim.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...You’ll regret going to the bathroom in India when you get charged a rupee.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Misusing the relative pronoun is a slippery slope, and can end in whomlessness.
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