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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...New technology trend: supercomputers that analyze the metrics behind swine behaviour, aka Pig Data.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
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