Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
Historical inaccuracies in a film remind me of that awful horror movie, Anachronda.
The most racist kind of poetry is probably spoke N-word.
If you flunk out of school, you may wind up driving a dumbtruck.
I foolishly mixed two food groups. The results were, at best, meaty yogurt.
I like to stand in lineups, looking at the queued girls.
Romney’s biggest scandal was when he denied all scandals, aka Mittigate.
Canada’s economy is made up of prostitutes. How do I know? Well, Canadians are drawers of water and whoores of wood.
Dogs are aliens. What kind? Pawed people.


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