I can’t stop talking about the apocalypse. Armageddon too old for that!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When young cows compete in the vealodrome, they seek udder victory.
(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Why did Socrates always keep his dough yeast-free until inspection?
Because the unexamined loaf is not worth leaven.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
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