Putting down a mangy dog requires a lot a cur rage.
When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
In the Horse Parliament, the neighs have it.
If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.
The 2000-pound psychopath displayed one-ton disregard for societal norms.
Brothel owners shouldn’t be criminalized, just for making a ho-nest living.


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