I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.
On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancĂ©e. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”
An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.
There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!
If Trump fires his vice president, it could be ex Pence ive.
When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.



