SOWING YE’R WILD QUOTES

Dear Pun Gents, we are selling a 2011 Yearbook for Glenridge Middle School. Something catchy and fresh! Please and thank you. ~Irma, Winter Park, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Haven’t you heard? The Earbook > Facebook.
  2. Ridge for the Stars
  3. Yearbook: That’s what’s school.
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JUGGERNAUT

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Don’t Have the Stones
  2. We’re no Rockheads
  3. Skips and Juggles
  4. Jugular
  5. Jugger Naughty
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WHAT, ME WARRIOR?

Dear Pun Gents, my friends and I from work are doing a 5k.  Along with the running there are “obstacles from hell.”  It is called the warrior dash. ~Tara, Lufkin, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dash 5
  2. Obsteamious
  3. Obstacular
  4. What, Me Warrior?
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MALTRAMARATHON

Dear Pun Gents, we’re 5 girls, 2 guys running in an ultra marathon starting at one brewing company and ending at another. Need a short, drinking-related name! ~Heather, Roeland Park, KS

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We Run Pasteur
  2. Faster, Higher, Lager
  3. Hops Scotch
  4. Rock Hard ABVs [Alcohol By Volume]
  5. Barrely Alive
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THE PILSNERS OF THE EARTH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a story about a castle that was converted into a tavern. I think it needs a punny name, don’t you? ~Hadley, Saskatoon, SK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sit Your Buttress Down
  2. Come Get Pilastered
  3. The Bar Bican
  4. The DramBridge
  5. Get Your Moater Running
  6. Redoubtful Renovation
  7. We’re All Out of Stockade
  8. Lunchin’ in a Dungeon
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SHOE TO KILL

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a PeepToe shoes competition. ~Sydney, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shoe to Kill
  2. A Toes to the Winner!
  3. Heel the Masses
  4. StilettoUs Know How You Feel
  5. Get Instep
  6. Join the Peeple
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STEGOSAURUS PARTY

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about partying dinosaurs. Something work-appropriate, please. ~Stacia, Athens, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. They wanted to Tri assic
  2. Rock out to T-Rex
  3. Dinosaur parties are epoch
  4. Fossilzzle!
  5. Avoid talking to the borontosaurs
  6. Bring your triceratop-hat
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MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT

Dear Pun Gents, I want to ask my guy friend to the prom as friends. We are both really into jazz music; I play trombone and he plays bass. I need a jazz/music pun for asking him to prom. ~Keri, Charlottetown, PEI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Sorry, I can’t promise you sax.
  2. Keep me accompaniment?
  3. Come to the prom, but leave your boner at home.
  4. I wanted to jazz you a question…
  5. What time? Get me at 8/16
  6. This is not the night to be a Monk
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BRINGING SEXY FEEDBACK

Dear Pun Gents, we’re trying to come up with a fun name for a wall display showing the good feedback we get about our email help desk at work. So far I’ve only been able to come up with “the rating’s on the wall.” ~Muirean, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. ResPonzi Scheme
  2. How wall are we doing?
  3. The Wailing Wall
  4. This wall is carved in comment.
  5. Eval-holla
  6. Email Mall
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