I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
accidents
I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.


