You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What does a cat say when it bumps its head? “Me ow.”
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