I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I was trapped 69 days in a hole, I wouldn’t mine. It’s a bit too Chile on the surface.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
(12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
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